So I was at work yesterday... a 21st birthday party...
when my shift finished i was bombarded by a bunch of guys
the main guy... or 'ladies man' or 'player' said to me "hey can i ask you two questions?"
Elle: "Yeh sure"
Player: "Okay first question... are you single?"
Elle: "Yes, I am"
Player: "K cool, second question... will you take his number?" *points to wing man*
Elle: "Umm..."
Player: "He's just really shy you see" *wing man turns away and tries not to draw any attention to himself*
Elle: "Umm..."
Player: "Here's my phone just punch in your number..."
- so I did... probably because i was slightly excited that some guys thought i was cute and partly because they were good looking -
Player: "Okay so is this really your number?"
Elle: "yes, what do you think i gave you a fake number?"
Player: "Nah nah i'm just checkin... get your phone out and i'll call you now and we'll see"
Elle: "Okay sure fine whatever, if you don't believe me..."
All the Guys: "Oooooohh, check it it's ringing, no way bro, dude"
Elle: "so now that your number is on my phone... what's your name?"
Player: "that's not important but if you must know it's Josh"
Elle: "thanks"
Matthew 7: 7-8
Ask, and you will receive; seek, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks will receive, and anyone who seeks will find, and the door will be opened to those who knock.
God Bless
Elleness
xxx
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